Original lyrics

EN

I was a baby Happy with my mom and dad But then a lizzy Killed them all, it made me sad I was an orphan Grew up grumpy and alone Survived, resorted And I call this island home Then one day men came They dropped some bombs I got mad, I hate napalm This is the land of kong, not Vietnam Kill while I sing this song Today Swat a heli like a bee How dare they try to shoot at me! I will avenge harambe I'll throw them farther than the eye can see them go Watch em' tumble and roll I'll stomp on the survivors if they try to stroll So today You'll lose this war like Vietnam Send my regards to uncle sam This is perfect We must explore this island If there's beasts Shit! We gotta find 'em This plan is ridiculous, but the pay's a score Plus I need to stay busy till infinity war I was just cast to please the young male demographic That's why my tits get so much screen time in this cinematic Well I don't mind, ma'am, cause its been so many years Since I've seen such a rack, and it's puttin' me in tears Are you really that surprised to see my motheruckin' ass here? I'm a badass motherfucker, kong needs to know that's clear Light his balls up with my zippo and some gas But like most other movies he nails my ass Today Swat this colonel like a bee How dare this crawler attack me! I will avenge harambe I'll throw him farther than the eye can see him go Watch him tumble and roll I'll stomp on him on his scrote if he tries to be bold So today Lose this war like Vietnam Give my regards to uncle sam Kill this skull crawler For my father He's avenged So their my friends And so I'll let them float On their tug boat I'm sad to see them go