Original lyrics

EN

Raised on a beautiful island Full of Sun, loops and sand But one day a tribe came after me So my guardian Longclaw sent me to Green Green Hills, where I quickly got bored So I started to stalk the Donut Lord No one’s seen me yet, I'm way too fast Except for Crazy Carl, but he’s an outcast Then one day I started to pout Ran so many home-runs that I caused a blackout The government turned to an insane man He came for me, so I needed a plan I’ll use my rings to go to Mushroom Land But before I can go, I get tranqed by my main man I utter the words San Francisco There my ring stash went, c'mon, we have to go Sonic, he’s a refugee Sonic, always goes full speed Sonic, makes Robotnik seething Sonic, Sonic The Hedgehog He’s a fast blue devil, can’t keep track Eggbutt’s on his tail, he’d better watch his back His heartless drones won’t stop attacking Always gotta go fast Sonic, Sonic, Sonic, Sonic I just want to help somebody in need If it’s life and death you can count on me Wanted to be a cop in San Fran Til this hedgehog appeared and changed my plans We’re gonna hit the road, after I hit this face Watch out for drone bullets all over the place My wife’s a vet, she’ll heal Sonic up Just pray her sister doesn’t call the cops on our butts Once I get my rings back from the tower’s edge Decide I don’t wanna leave, now that I’ve got real friends Robotnik’s got an army, but I’ve got speed Push my pals off the building, even Eggbutt can’t believe Make his drones go boom while I save my friends Teleport them back to Green Hills then fight until the end Send him packing to another universe Then celebrate with chili dogs and finish this verse Sonic, he’s a refugee Sonic, always goes full speed Sonic, makes Robotnik seething Sonic, Sonic The Hedgehog He’s a fast blue devil, can’t keep track Eggbutt’s on his tail, he’d better watch his back His heartless drones won’t stop attacking Always gotta go fast Sonic, Sonic, Sonic, Sonic Of course I want a latte officer brain fuck I love the way you make ‘em, the foam looks like art I'm gonna catch that rodent by the final hour Invasive exploratory procedures will help me harness its power Hedgehogs aren’t blue, and they definitely don’t speak And last time I checked, they couldn’t run at high speeds This thing you call Sonic is a creature from space It must be contained, or else humanity could be erased But maybe that’s a good thing Given that people are inferior and stupid!