WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD & HONEY THE MUSICAL lyrics

[Mary] Fell in love with Christopher Robin Took me to his childhood place In the forest to find his friends Things to a dark turn, I was erased [Christopher] They choked my baby, took her away Why did she have to suffer, why not make me pay? Using Eeyore’s tail to whip my back Tourists stay away or risk attack Pooh and Piglet are the victims Christopher left, abandoned by him Stomachs growl, oh bother Let’s turn humans into fodder Folks should never venture to the Hundred Acre Wood Chris’ friends look cuddly but they’re so misunderstood Forced to turn on Eeyore cause we’re starving and alone Robin left for so long, this is no longer his home, if only Pooh’s got taste for blood and now he cannot get enough Piglet swings his hammer so meat’s tender, never tough Christopher must suffer and repent for all his sins Our rampage never ends, we’ll slay his wife just to begin Sweet Jesus Kidnapped from the tub, tied on the road Head go squish just like a toad Surprised and pushed, go for a swim Screams are hushed as the lights go dim They want revenge, time to maul Collecting corpses, what a haul Slay one victim, capture another Out of honey, time to smother Folks should never venture to the Hundred Acre Wood Chris’ friends look cuddly but they’re so misunderstood Forced to turn on Eeyore cause we’re starving and alone Robin left for so long, this is no longer his home, if only Pooh’s got taste for blood and now he cannot get enough Piglet swings his hammer so meat’s tender, never tough Christopher must suffer and repent for all his sins Our rampage never ends, we’ll slay his wife just to begin Sweet Jesus [Christopher Robin] No remorse for what he’s done Men fight Pooh, four v one Limbs fly off, ripped apart No way to stop Pooh’s beating heart Crush the bear between two cars He’ll be back and leave you scars Try to beg all you want Pooh thirsts for blood and he will haunt Don’t leave your childhood friends behind They’ll come back, and they’ll remind you Folks should never venture to the Hundred Acre Wood Chris’ friends look cuddly but they’re so misunderstood Forced to turn on Eeyore cause we’re starving and alone Robin left for so long, this is no longer his home, if only Pooh’s got taste for blood and now he cannot get enough Piglet swings his hammer so meat’s tender, never tough Christopher must suffer and repent for all his sins Our rampage never ends, we’ll slay his wife just to begin Sweet Jesus